The Chosen One?

               

Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist?  

Here Are the Biblical Predictions

SPOILER ALERT: Contrary to what you may have heard, THIS Evangelical says the Bible does NOT prophesy an Antichrist born of a broken home becoming President (and, due to his AA roots, literally embodying our American ideal that ALL men are created equal), nor do the Scriptures foresee an Antichrist as a faithful father of two (birthed by his ONLY betrothed), and the Good Book CERTAINLY does not predict an Antichrist having the AUDACITY to defile and disgrace the highest office in the land by... (wait for it)...

WEARING A TAN SUIT ONCE!