Thursday, April 30, 2015

Da Do L. Ron Ron

Here's a fun, albeit long, Vice article about its author touring some of LA's Scientology buildings.

It definitely made me want to go to a few of the spots he mentions...

The Jurassic Park Movie Night seemed fun...

 And check out this awesome Battlefield Earth display!

Can you believe they keep an office for L. Ron in every building, just in case he needs a spot to work when he comes back?

There's more freaky stuff in the article, but I won't spoil it all.

I'm already planning my tour...  I'll use a pseudonym, like the author did...

And if they call me by my real first name, as they did to him, we'll all know it wasn't just his paranoia!

1998 was Great!

So many great movies released that year... and hardly an Age of Ultron among them... hmmm...

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Out with the Scold, In with the Skewer

Salon used to be one of my go-to sources for liberal/progressive news and information.  But then I started seeing more and more clickbait links with their over-heated, reactionary headlines, and I stopped looking at it as much.  The site seemed to be ramping up the outrage and becoming a shrill scold.

I guess Patton Oswalt had a similar experience:

It feels a little frustrating that a site like Salon that I used to always go to for great news, great commentary, did turn into a caricature of what a lot of really dumb conservatives used to say it was. That’s really disturbing to me because I don’t want it to be. And I’ve been saying this over and over again.

Apparently, unbeknownst to this non-Twitter subscriber, Oswalt and Salon had been going at it in tweet form for quite some time. The interview I linked to above, dubbed a "Peace Summit," is a pretty long sit-down with Oswalt and Salon's Editor-in-Chief, David Daley. They discuss a lot of different topics that require a bit of background knowledge of current events in comedy to follow, but I think Oswalt sums up the crux of his argument quite nicely here:

I hate to talk in terms of our side, this side, that side. But our side, the liberal progressives, the open-minded people –  I don’t want us to be the scolds and the shushers. That was always the role of neoconservatives and the religious fundamentalists, to restrict and remove words. I don’t want our side to be the one that’s parsing language.
It just really, really bothers me, if the liberal progressives have now become the scolds. We were the Grouchos! We’re not the Margaret Dumonts — and we’re turning into the Margaret Dumonts on a lot of levels. That lets the misogynists and homophobes and racists seem like the rebels: “Well, we’re saying what people can’t say anymore.” We should be having way more fun with language and jokes and going too far. If our side starts doing that, then I think we’re fucked in terms of moving forward as a society.

So what do you think?  Does Oswalt have a point?  Does Salon?

What can we learn from them both?

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Vibe Merchants

Producing music fascinates me.  I love reading about all the crazy ways producers made classic recordings!  But whether I’m reading about it or trying my hand at it, I’m really just interested in learning to be better at it.  If producers are hired because someone likes their taste, I’d like to continue to refine mine by learning from the masters. 

Two articles in Tape Op magazine about a few of these masters recently caught my attention… 

My take-away from both articles was vibe. 

Good producers set a vibe for creativity to flourish and optimum conditions for musicians to do their best work. 

The first article interviewed the multi-instrumentalist/producer/engineer, Jon Brion as he was working on the soundtrack for P.T. Anderson's magnum opus, Magnolia.

Brion discussed playing a session where the producer, T-Bone Burnett, set a good vibe:

It was a song about Texas... we played a take and it wasn't great. It was completely proficient, everybody in the room was proficient. There was no question that everybody could play and there was no question that everybody wanted to do the right thing for the song. Nobody was hot-dogging anything, but it didn't feel right. People came in to listen and it was a take that maybe a lot of people would have even kept, because it was proficient. Everything was right, not in a clinical way. It was right, it just wasn't magical. T-Bone looked around the room and said, "You guys have all been to Texas, right?" We all nodded and he said, "Do you know how when you're standing in Texas and you look around and see miles in every direction?" He starts leaning over the board and making this big sweeping motion with his arms. We all nodded. He said, "That's how it has got to be." We proceeded to march in and in one take we played the shit out of the thing. That's not an accident, that's not a bullshitty little thing. That's the real thing. To me, one of the biggest jobs of production is "taking" the people who go into the room. I think it's the most important part of production.

Coincidentally, the other night I was watching a doco on Elvis Costello in which T-Bone Burnett seemed to reinforce Brion's opinion that good producing entailed “taking” a room of people and setting the right vibe, but this time the tone was set by a veteran jazz bassist.  Apparently, Burnett was producing one of Costello's songs with Ray Brown on bass, and not unlike his directions to Jon Brion about Texas, just before a take, Ray Brown turned to the musicians in the room and said something to the effect of, "Don't none of you play any ideas."  In other words, the implication was don't play tons of notes or licks -- don't play for yourself -- play for the song.  Or as Kendrick might put it, "Bitch, don't kill my vibe!"

Another interesting part of the Brion interview was when he talked about the (d)evolution of music production starting in the early '60's and the benefit of intimacy when playing quieter:

I used to listen to records and go, "Why are all these '50s jazz records perfect?" We figured out some way to record musicians in a room in an appealing fashion. It's not truly realistic, but give us a sense of what it was like to be there. It's like looking at a good photograph. I started thinking about why records started sounding like shit in '63 or '64, and they did. All the early British rock records sound like dog shit. They have no bandwidth. Eventually I realized that when musicians started playing louder, the old mics couldn't handle the level. So, they invented dynamic mics, which you could put right up on guitar amps and drums. Then, things sounded shitty again, they could take the level, but they didn't have the bandwidth. Then people figured out ways of doing the hyper-real sound, which became popular in the '70s. You've got dynamic mics right up everything's ass and then you've got EQ and different things to get the sound together and thus began the era of hitting a snare drum for a day.

Ouch!  No wonder recording budgets were so bloated in the '70's.  (Aside from the blow, of course… but I guess that’s just another way to induce good vibes, no?)

The second Tape Op article was a 1999 interview with Phill Brown, who produced my two favorite Talk Talk records, Spirit of Eden and Laughing Stock.  Brown described the vibe in the studio making those two records:


Brown started out in the 1960's as a tape operator at Olympic Studios in London and worked his way up to producer, but he still considers himself an engineer, mostly:

I guess I see my trade as an engineer. Even though I produce things and co-produce things I see what I do as an engineer. I tend to work the same whether you give me credit as an engineer or a producer. It's hard to say. The kind of producers I worked with originally were people like Jimmy Miller or Steve Smith … who were producers who set up a situation and controlled things but they were vibe merchants. Jimmy Miller was this incredible kind of energy and drive and force. He made the session feel like you wanted to be there and make music. But he wasn't a hands on producer...

Jimmy Miller, the "vibe merchant" Brown mentioned, produced two of my favorite (and arguably best) Stones records, Sticky Fingers and Exile on Main Street, the latter (in)famous for the vibe created while recording it in the basement of a mansion on the French Riviera as depicted below.  (Miller's the one lying on the floor.  You can also go here for more pix.)


Brown got the job working with Talk Talk after a... ahem, talk with Mark Hollis, their lead singer, about studio vibes:

I dropped him off at the tube station. As he got out of the car he said, "What sums up Olympic in the '60's for you?" I said, "It's got to be one o'clock in the morning, November 1967." It was a Traffic session I did. I was 17 years old and it was a new job. That particular night we were doing "Mr. Fantasy" and there was just this fantastic atmosphere with low lights and people were a bit out, wasted. I mentioned this to Mark and he said, "Oh, cool." After a few weeks I got a phone call saying he'd like to get involved. And we met up and went into the studio Mark said, "Let's set this up as if it's one o'clock in the morning, November 1967!"

These guys knew it, as did Brian Wilson...


Friday, April 03, 2015

We're All DLR!

I only knew about this photo shoot tangentially, from the We're All Devo video collection when Rod "The Man" Rooter suggests to his daughter, Donut, that he could hook her up with Numero Uno, the lead singer of his "mega metal band, The Evil Clowns," and points to the picture below... (watch here)

"El vomito," Donut responds.

At the time, I didn't realize the poster was a Helmut Newton shot of David Lee Roth with someone else's face pasted over it.  I also didn't realize that it was included in the first million copies of Van Halen's third record, Women and Children First, since I'd bought mine used, years after its release.  And I certainly didn't know that this photo shoot almost broke up the band back in 1979.

You can read all about it in the first link provided above...

My favorite picture of the Newton shoot, on the grounds of David Lee Roth's palatial, Pasadena home. (Click on it for a larger image)