Triumphant Thingz Tour

After 25 sleepless hours on a plane, train, and automobile, I’m finally home safe after The Thingz Tour de France. I’d say it was a success. Three different people said I reminded them of Bun E. Carlos on drums!! 🏆🥁😎

I Gotta Fever...

Cowbell almost didn’t make it pasture security at CDG. A nice lady had me manure out of line as she steered me toward the secondary stable. I wasn’t Hereford long, so I didn’t have a cow. I leather open my bag, and she dung through it, revealing the burdensome bell. She looked udderly perplexed, and though I was tempted to milk it, I was Jersey wouldn’t find it funny. For a second I thought she had a beef with me taking it on board since she’d obviously heifer seen one before, but thankfully she gave me no bull and let me moooove along. Praise the bovine! 😅😂😜