this is why you're fat

i gotta admit: when i first saw this SNL parody, i thought it was just satire...

but after seeing this website, i'm not so sure it was satirical!

corndog pizza

Mega Pizza

A pizza with a hot dog wrapped in bacon pigs in a blanket crust. The center is filled with italian sausage, ham, bacon, bacon bits, sliced tomato, mushroom, onion, peppers, garlic chips, basil, black pepper and tomato sauce. It can also be flavored with maple syrup and ketchup.

some of the students at my school look like they might eat some of this stuff... good thing teachers know CPR!